Nicknames for RUBBERS

Here are some dumb names for condoms I came up with:

- Funk Fighter
- Shaft Saver
- Ugly Blocker
- Dork Sling
- Pork Hammock
- Cobra Sleeve
- Hog Coffin
- Rod Blanket
- Bone Sock
- Cock Carriage
- Dog House
- Log Roll
- Stink Sheath
- Rape Wrapper
- Povitch Protector
- Buddafuco Blocker
- Cock Sock
- ?????

Please post a comment if you have any suggestions.

Thanks,
SL