Well shit, I missed the Greatest Moment in History

...but it's okay, because we have proof that it happened: BILL MURRAY & GZA.

EDIT: I need to see COFFEE & CIGARETTES. Apparently I'm way out of the loop; see below: (yes, RZA in the middle!)

NO Huffing

Holy shit. This video should be played every morning in schools across America... Or not.

My Shirt Arrived

I designed and bought this shirt through Shirtmagic (see my 'I Made A Shirt' post last week).

I went with the 'digital printing' option instead of 'silk screened' which turned out okay I think. The color is much thinner than expected, but Silk screened shirts look cheese-dick, so regardless the outcome of the digital print I would have been happy.

I have made shirts through zazzle too; that site, even though has great options for design, is very fucking slow. It's the photobucket of t-shirt sites. I highly recommend Shirtmagic, it was a very smooth deal.

Soon

I Made A Shirt

Shifthead Stickers Might Cure AIDS

The stickers rock. Unfortunately they're a little too small to cover my black girlfriend's bologna-fadeout's or I'd show ya'll a pic... But that's okay, they make a great cat fashion accessory too.

Vintage Tire Size Conversion Chart

This should be kinda self-explanatory, you just kinda need to read it left to right. Personally, I have been looking for one of these for two months.

The fucking chart didn't copy very well, so here's where I got it from: http://waywardgarage.com/2245/vintage-tire-size-conversion-chart/

5.90-13 600-13 165-13 A78-13 P165/75R13 P175/70R13
6.40-13 650-13 175-13 B78-13 P175/75R13 P185/70R13
7.25-13 700-13 185-13 D78-13 P185/75R13 P205/70R13
5.90-14 645-14 155-14 B78-14 P175/75R14 P185/70R14
6.50-14 695-14 175-14 C78-14 P185/75R14 P195/70R14
7.00-14 735-14 185-14 E78-14 P195/75R14 P205/70R14
7.50-14 775-14 195-14 F78-14 P205/75R14 P215/70R14
8.00-14 825-14 205-14 G78-14 P215/75R14 P225/70R14
8.50-14 855-14 215-14 H78-14 P225/75R14 P235/70R14
5.90-15 600-15 165-15 A78-15 P165/75R15 P175/70R15
6.50-15 685-15 175-15 C78-15 P175/75R15 P185/70R15
6.40-15 735-15 185-15 E78-15 P195/75R15 P205/70R15
6.70-15 775-15 195-15 F78-15 P205/75R15 P215/70R15
7.10-15 825-15 205-15 G78-15 P215/75R15 P225/70R15
7.60-15 855-15 215-15 H78-15 P225/75R15 P235/70R15
8.00-15 885-15 230-15 J78-15 P225/75R15 P235/70R15
8.20-15 900-15 235-15 L78-15 P235/75R15 P255/70R15

NHRA FED Rules & Specs

Found this interesting. And who knows? It might come in handy some day...

Merry Christmas

Watch it.

Hit The Nail On The Head

News From The UNI-BONER

The UNI-BONER sent me an email letting me know he sold the Celica I crashed into drunk in my 4x4 a few years back (Sorry! But, like, I got shot and am in a wheelchair... so... all's cool right?)

Here's also his note to go along:

TITLED: Kris Loves Luxury

Fucking gold, heated leather. Bose sound system. This car is gonna smell like pussy from all of the pussy pumped in it.

--Kris

Also, please remember to send my sleeveless shirt pics.

Also, for some reason he had to come over and show off his new shirt while I sat in my wheelchair a couple days ago. Yes, that tribal band on his arm are jumping dolphins...

Hotrodding Is Dead

RANDOMNESS: 7 Minutes of Dogs Being Awesome

We all know dogs are better than people; here's proof!

Hobo With A Shotgun

Here's the official trailer! FUCK YEAH!

Fucking Pidgeons!

Instigating these poor kitty's to KILL EACH OTHER!

(saw this on filmdrunk)