News From The UNI-BONER

The UNI-BONER sent me an email letting me know he sold the Celica I crashed into drunk in my 4x4 a few years back (Sorry! But, like, I got shot and am in a wheelchair... so... all's cool right?)

Here's also his note to go along:

TITLED: Kris Loves Luxury

Fucking gold, heated leather. Bose sound system. This car is gonna smell like pussy from all of the pussy pumped in it.

--Kris

Also, please remember to send my sleeveless shirt pics.

Also, for some reason he had to come over and show off his new shirt while I sat in my wheelchair a couple days ago. Yes, that tribal band on his arm are jumping dolphins...