69 Barracuda "Go Fish"

Black is a wonderful color. It's how I like my cars and my women.

Soon

What? A Car?!

A very nice car. When 33 5w are done right they can be pure sex, pure auto sex that is. Just like when your mother got pregnant with you in the back of a 78 Z28 Camaro with promises of 'don't worry baby, you can't get knocked up after eating Burger King'... No! Wait?! That was my mom and dad?! I was an accident! Nooooo!



NOTE: I'm thinking every post about cars should start with an amazing vehicle and end with inner anguish...

Did You Know YELLOW Isn't Gay?

I hate yellow. With the exception of Big Nick's Truck and Milner's Coupe, I've never given a shitty rat-fuck about yellow cars.

The street rod phenomenon ruined a lot of things, one of them being this poor color that didn't do diddly shit to anyone but get it's reputation smeared like poor old Mary Jane Rotten Crotch as it was whored out to every 37 Ford and 56 Chevy with Billet Directional Wheels and painted matching bumpers in a 3,000 mile radius of Pamona, CA.

Even Billy Gibbons is sorry.

...But I love this Model A Coupe. It goes to show the right wheel/tire combo and stance go a long way people.









Pics taken from the HAMB.

I Made A Shirt

Shifthead Stickers Might Cure AIDS

The stickers rock. Unfortunately they're a little too small to cover my black girlfriend's bologna-fadeout's or I'd show ya'll a pic... But that's okay, they make a great cat fashion accessory too.

Fuck... I Want, I Want...

I'm still torn on tires right now...



HURST 28 3/4"x8 1/2"x15" PIE CRUST

List $315.00 pair Slick

Capped on RADIAL 235/75/15